Regarding Hobbits

Justin & Dana Christian bio photo By Justin & Dana Christian Comment

Finally, the reason we’d come to New Zealand in the first place: Hobbiton! Just kidding, but we are ginormous dorks so we were pretty excited to see the film set. We showed up in the afternoon and had a few hours to wait before our tour started, so we killed time scarfing down ice cream and perusing the gift shop. Because of course there’s a gift shop. You can buy Gandalf’s magic scarf (pretty sure Tolkien never mentioned a magic scarf, but hooray merchandising).

We made it!  And there's ice cream!  And a very hairy Justin!
We made it! And there's ice cream! And a very hairy Justin!
Admiring the advertising as we wait for our tour to start.
Admiring the advertising as we wait for our tour to start.

At our allotted hour we got on a bus with about 30 other people, and started the drive through the surrounding hills to the movie set. A video of Peter Jackson told us about the set, which sits on working farmland. The first time it was built for the LOTR trilogy, it was only meant to be temporary so was built of foam and other flimsy materials. But when Jackson wanted to rebuild the set for the Hobbit movies, the landowner, no doubt with giant dollar signs in his eyes like in the cartoons, asked if they could build it permanently this time so they could turn it into an attraction.

We topped a few sheep-covered hills, and there was the party tree! And the Green Dragon!

The immaculately kept gardens, with the party tree in the background.
The immaculately kept gardens, with the party tree in the background.
The path into Hobbiton, where Gandalf and his cart come rolling in in Fellowship of the Ring.
The path into Hobbiton, where Gandalf and his cart come rolling in in Fellowship of the Ring.
The hobbit holes are all built at different scales, so they can be used for different shots.  This one is tiny, so Gandalf could stand in front of it to make the hobbits look smaller.
The hobbit holes are all built at different scales, so they can be used for different shots. This one is tiny, so Gandalf could stand in front of it to make the hobbits look smaller.
The gardens are beautiful, the staff puts in a lot of work to keep them so lovely.
The gardens are beautiful, the staff puts in a lot of work to keep them so lovely.
Tiny laundry!
Tiny laundry!
You can tell from what's outside each hobbit hole what their trade is.  The level of detail that goes into everything is astounding!
You can tell from what's outside each hobbit hole what their trade is. The level of detail that goes into everything is astounding!
Bag End!
Bag End!
No Admittance!  Sadly there wasn't, we weren't allowed inside.  The interior of Bag End was shot in a studio though, not here, so there isn't much inside to see.
No Admittance! Sadly there wasn't, we weren't allowed inside. The interior of Bag End was shot in a studio though, not here, so there isn't much inside to see.
The view of Hobbiton and the party tree from Bilbo's front door.
The view of Hobbiton and the party tree from Bilbo's front door.

Our tour guide was an energetic Texan girl, who was really playing up the Texas accent. Lots of y’alls and howdys thrown in. We thought it was a little odd, especially when she started speaking in…colorful… idioms. Our favorite was “if that’s not true, then I’m a possum!”. She later let on to Justin that it was her last day on the job, and she was trying to see how far she could play up the Texas thing for the foreigners. She was a lot of fun, and definitely made the tour.

Sam's front door!
Sam's front door!
Some of the entertaining notices posted.
Some of the entertaining notices posted.
The mill on the pond at the bottom of the hill.  So peaceful... it was how you would expect Hobbiton to feel.
The mill on the pond at the bottom of the hill. So peaceful... it was how you would expect Hobbiton to feel.
At the end of the tour you get a complimentary beer at the Green Dragon, which was so cute inside!
At the end of the tour you get a complimentary beer at the Green Dragon, which was so cute inside!
There were a lot of little notes like this around the Green Dragon.
There were a lot of little notes like this around the Green Dragon.
Enjoying a steak pie with our ale.  Sooo delicious!
Enjoying a steak pie with our ale. Sooo delicious!
And of course, the Green Dragon itself.  (Sorry lady behind the bar, not the most flattering picture haha)
And of course, the Green Dragon itself. (Sorry lady behind the bar, not the most flattering picture haha)
Some fishing tackle by the pond.  There were so many tiny details like this everywhere you looked.
Some fishing tackle by the pond. There were so many tiny details like this everywhere you looked.
Goodbye Hobbiton, you were lovely!
Goodbye Hobbiton, you were lovely!

Hobbiton was so much fun, and definitely worth the trip out if you’re ever in NZ!

This was our last night with the camper, so we found a nice free campsite by a nearby river, and enjoyed one last beautiful sunset with the monster van.

Beer, a good book (LOTR of course, what else can you read when you're touring Middle Earth?), and a stunning skyline.  A great ending to an epic day.
Beer, a good book (LOTR of course, what else can you read when you're touring Middle Earth?), and a stunning skyline. A great ending to an epic day.
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